My Scheming(Behind the Scenes, and other Info on "To Forget")

This Is An Absolutely Positively True Story Of Hate Life. My Scheming and Planning And How You can Be Like Me.
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My name is Elixa N. Camile.
And I hate this boy named Maxwell.
Every girl thinks he's beautiful.
Every boy wishes they were him.
He's a player.
He should drop dead....
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Elixa: Hi everyone. My name is Elixa. but you should already know that. Everyday i add to my list on ways to murder, oh. i meant get rid of [glares at writer] people I hate. At the moment I hate Maxwell. [but the writer hates someone else.]
Me: You weren't supposed to say that.
Elixa: I wasn't? [pretends to be shocked] oh wells, too late. [grins evilly]
Me: Just stick to the script
Elixa: You mean this? [shows me a piece of paper with cuts through it and lil drawings of a guy being tortured in many ways.]
Me: Nevermind...
Elixa: [shrugs] okay...

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Ways To Get Rid Of Preople I Hate

My idea:

- Hire someone to kill them

Why this is such a brilliant plan:

- Because i don't have to do the work myself.

Why this won't work:

- Where am i going to find a murderer? And don't those guys cost a million bucks or something?

My Idea:

- Drown Them

Why This is such a brilliant plan:

- It'll be fun and my evidence can be eaten by a shark

Why This won't work:

- How am i going to drown him? And where am i going to find a shark even if i drown him?

-- New ideas come out with every time a chapter is posted.

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